10 ways to use your College Degree

1. Fold it into a fan for those hot summer days.

2.  Use it for fire fuel on chilly nights

 

3.  Stuff it in a bottle and set it out to sea

4. Fold it into a paper airplane and throw it off the top of the nearest building

5. Roll it up and swat flies with it

6. Rip it into shreds and use it as confetti

7. Wrap last nights dinner leftovers in it

8. Fold it into a paper hat

9. Run out of toilet paper? No problem!

10. Or, you could use it to get a job in your field

11 Funny Facts about Job Hunting

1. Your College degree will not help you get a job in your field, you're better use it for a fire fuel on chilly nights, it's will be more useful.

2. Good job are already give to someone else, without opportunity for people to apply.

3. Same change for everyone don't exist.

4. 80% of available jobs are never advertised.

5. You need a car to get some job, and you need a job to get a car.

6. The average number of people who apply for any given job: 118. Twenty-percent of those applicants get an interview.

7. Entry Level now want 3-4 years of experiences.

8. Your Father name and your family is more important than your education and experience in job interview.

9. You'll turn down for much of the job you go in interview, because in reality they don't have any job available.

10. And finally you need experiences to get experience.

If you give up after that :